beetween aceh nd america

One upon a time in leupung village, Leupung village is nice village and green village. At last, Leupung village has many people and after tsunami leupung has little people. Idris,izhar,Tommy,Opick is best friend. And They are making the planning to their holiday.

Idris : Hey friend! this holiday,where will we go? ?
Izhar : We go to Malaysia mantong…
Tommy : Alah jamen that Malaysia !.How about America?
Idris : OK
Izar : How about me?I can’t speak American leaguage?
After that if we go to America,Who are to we sell his house?
Tommy : Opick’s house mantong!
Opick : Not my house.If you sell my house.Where do I stay?
Izar : No prablom.I have tabungan one hundred billion bantuan from unicef
I kan keunong tsunami!
Idris : Ok.Ka bereh nyan
Tommy : When we go to America?
Idris : Last week…
Tommy : You are clever,frend!Last week nyan minggu uke hai ngon!
Idris : No!Last week nyan thon uke!
Opick : No,last week nyan minggu kemarin…yang benernya next week bukan
Last week!
Tommorow, Tommy and opick go to traveling office to booking ticket,hotel,and guide . In traveling office.
Opick : Assalamualaikum
Cheez : Walaikumsallam, May I help you ?
Tommy : Of course. We wanna booking ticket, hotel, and guide .
Cheez : Ok. Where are your destination ?
Opick : America
Cheez : What ? America ? i.i.i crazy u.crazy u.crazy u. Hey, by the way where are you
from ?
Tommy : Leupung village.
Cheez : Are you sure ? You must be kidding.
Opick : Yeah. How about the holiday ?
Cheez : The holiday will begin on Sunday until Saturday.
Tommy : How much ?
Cheez : Rp 50.000.000,-
Opick : is it include hotel,guide,and traveling ?
Cheez : Yes of course.
Tommy : Ok. We will book that.

Next Week and in Airport, Idris Cs prepare her equipment to go to America . Idris is so amazing to see the airport. Because he never have gone airport. And Idris cs too.
Guide : OK.Now,May you give me your passport .
Tommy : OK. This is.
Idris : What the maining of passport ?
Izar : This is passport idiot!You haven’t school,have you?
Idris : Na school but when kindergarden I don’t lulus.
Opick : Mending I, playgroup aja gag tamat.
Guide : Ok.Ok. Shut up. Any question?
Idris : Kiban we naik pesawat ?
Guide : We use belalai gajah in Indonesia.
Izar : Belalai gajah ? Kiban nyan ?
Guide : Belalai gajah is like that
All : ooooo…….

In airplane idris is so amazing. And he is like a villager person .
Idris : Peu cit airplane . Kursinya lage bus PMTOH.
Guide : Hey Idris, You are so stupid .
Idris : Peu kah peugah lon lage pipit bird?
Tommy : Pungo kah. Idris Idiot.
Stewardress : For the passenger.Welcome to the IdrisAir,the new plane of AdamAir…
Because AdamAir is Error not erot.
Idris : Peu nyan tawok nan lon? Ku jak uke le beuh!
Izar : Idris idiot…idiot…This is name of this plane!
Guide : Perjalanan ini ditempuh kira-kira 9 jam gitu
Tommy : Alah I’m headache 9 jam pula tuh
Guide : Do you can speak English?
Tommy : Of course
Guide : OK.This is good
Guide : Miss,Can you take a coffee for me?
Stewardress : Yes of course.You Mr.do you want coffee?
Idris : Nyan peu kah peugah kape?
Izar : Kupi hay kon kape?
Idris : Hi tommy, is he pramugari ?
Tommy : Yes.
Idris : Pramugari in here kan bule. Why that’s pramugari is black ? Peu she is black
Bule’.
Izar : Oh nyan bule’ ek .
Stewardress : This is your coffe.
Attention please, For the passenger .We will to landing to American airport
at a few minutes

American airport is cooler than Aceh airport
Idris : Oh mak,This airport is very beautiful laen ngon Aceh
Tommy : Oh,is very nice,nice,nice
Idris : Pane na aneh nyan,lagak nyan!
Opick : You are very talkative,hai friend!

IN HOTEL
Guide : OK.This is your hotel.Your hotel have sixth star not moon.In Right at 20th
Floor there are swimming pool,In Left there are café.Do you know café?
Semua : Yes
Guide : OK.And in front of this hotel there are department store.The name is idris
Idris : Idris is my name
Guide : Yes it so same
Guide : Eppp.Where do you go?
Izar : I want to go around
Guide : You can’t go around without this book
Idris : What is that?
Guide : English book.In one hour you can speak with English.
OK.You must read the book
Opick : OK dech

IN CHINA TOWN
Risha : Where are we go ?
Veronica : Just straight
Risha : Awww.
Agus : Moto mu dekendi.
Veronica : Sorry
Agus : Waw. Ayu temen.
Risha : Hei, my name is not ayu .
Agus : I’m agos iki.
Veronica : Veronica
Risha : Risha
Agus : I’m directur of teri selular .
Veronica : Oh that’s good
Guide : hay, what happen in here?
Agus : hey cheez
Guide : agus??? He is my (mantan pembantu)
Veronica : Hhhhaaa…. But He said that he was a directur of teri selular.
Guide : no,he lie.. don’t believe..
Agus : hehehe;) I just holiday in here

Suddenly, tourist from japan come into their.
Eun ay : Excuse me can you speak japan ?
Guide : Of course . Xia qe ne shiau pe ?
Eun ay : chu se ne kuay ne .
Guide : hu te nhu semotekone mas
Eun ay : Ok. I know
Guide : How about we around together ?
Eun ay : Ok.

IN DEPARTEMENT STORE
Idris : Oh mak lagak that bule-bule nyan.
Oh I mean females in here is very beautiful
Izar : Now you can speak English
Idris : Of course
Opick : We are eat hot dog yuk!
Idris : Haek lon pajoh ase
Izar : Idris idiot,this is not dog but the kind of burger
Idris : Oh mak,mangat that si ase nyoe!
Eh na cewek nyan!
Opick : Hi,What’s your name?
Veronica: I’m Veronica
Idris : Pick,Veronica nyan,nyang na di handphone-handphone ya?
Opick : No idiot!
Veronica: Do you want my handphone number?
Idris : Yes no, yes no
Veronica: What’s the meaning that ?
Tommy : She confuses about your answer.
Idris : Nyan peu lom bahasa. Bahasa planet pat.
Guide : Hi Risha,How are you?
Risha : Hi Cheez,I’m Fine
Guide : You are a beautiful girl now,aren’t you?
Risha : Thank you
Guide : Veronica,Sarah.They are people from Aceh
Veronica: Aceh,There were Tsunami in here,were not it?
Idris : Yes
Opick : In Meulaboh
Tommy : In Banda Aceh so
Idris : In Luengbata
Tommy : In batoh
Veronica: Shut up
Idris : Peu dipeugah bulee nyoe
Semua : Mumakzzz dech!
Izar : Ka jeut basa Aceh opick ?
Semua : Nyan